Shameless Plug

Today I find myself in the local paper. No, I haven't committed some heinous crime; it's publicity for a play. There's a ruddy big quote and a big picture of me looking miserable; I can't help it; it's a sad play, and when in repose my face does take on a melancholic air. www.progresstheatre.co.uk See, told you I could act! Come and see it if you're in the area.